How to get a Chaos Shirt

With 52 official Chaos shirts currently in circulation, it’s a safe bet that we have been asked on more than one occasion how one procures such an honor. No, you cannot buy one! Well, let me clarify.

An official CHAOS Shirt consists of a front and back that look like this:


We have sold, and will sell, the front of a Chaos shirt at the cost of $10. However, that is still NOT an official Chaos shirt.  To be official it must have a front and back. To get the customized back of a Chaos shirt, you must do something epic to EARN it!

It cannot be bought. This often means coming to the OFNR studios during Chaos and honorably battling with the hosts.

However, just showing up to Chaos is no guarantee that you will get a Chaos shirt, you have to do something, or say something that convinces us that you seriously want to be part of the CHAOS CREW and join this army of insane fucks.

Not every Chaos shirt was earned this way, in fact you could potentially call the Chaos crew on Thursday night with a tirade of insults and or racism. The Angry Black Man earned his shirt in 8 minutes for this gem: (2)CHAOS-RacistSpecial-Angry-Black-Man.

Sometimes if we see you in the crowd at every show, we will consider your application, still, it generally requires you to make an appearance on OFNR’s airwaves during CHAOS. Kick ass, brutal bands deemed worthy are generally issued 1 CHAOS shirt with the band name on the back, and this is usually given to the lead singer.  

To date, there are only two bands that has every member inducted into the Chaos crew; Eyes of the Dead, who are the very epitome of CHAOS, and Lightsbane who decimated Chaos on 11.03.2011 with their in-studio appearance.

The army continues to grow, and now you know how to join in all the fun.

For more info or to book time on CHAOS hit up Some Dude.

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