CHAOS NAMED C.E.O.

In a unexpected turn of events, CHAOS, the members of the Chaos ARMY have been collectively named C.E.O. of OFNR Studios This effectively gives control of OFNR to the following:

1. SOMEDUDE
2. MAJOR CHUGZ
3. Alex (Stagger)
4. Amish Tom
5. Angry Black Man
6. Apostasy
7. Arsonist
8. Big Jym
9. Big Tittied Legal Assistant
10. Biting Saints
11. Blastoma
12. Borgo Fucking Pass
13. B-O-V-E
14. Brian (EOTD)
15. Bryan (Continuum)
16. Carmine (Stagger)
17. Cate
18. Chobee (Continuum)
19. Chuck the Bass Player (Darkness Descends)
20. Continuum
21. Curse of Her Flesh
22. Darkness Descends
23. Dead By Wednesday
24. Dean (Darkness Descends)
25. Dennis (Cherry St.)
26. Drunk Dan
27. Everybody Hates Me
28. Eyes of The Dead
29. Ferg (Stagger)
30. Fucking Attorney
31. Green Bastard
32. Herman Von Roll
33. Hobbit (EOTD)
34. I Fucked Your Mother
35. JT (Cyperna)
36. Junior
37. Khrist Havok
38. Knob
39. Kittie on the Tittie
40. Lightsbane
41. Matt (EOTD)
42. Mick Jenkem(Lightsbane)
43. Mike (Stagger)
44. Mr. Nice Guy
45. Murder Feet Ali (Darkness Descends)
46. Naked Chic 1
47. Naked Chic 2
48. Opus
49. Pee Wee Herman’s Stunt Double
50. Professor
51. Reckless
52. Risk All In Life
53. Road (Cherry St.)
54. Ron Zombie
55. Sarah (Cherry St.)
56. Stagger
57. Stale Kush
58. Steamin’ (Lightsbane)
59. Steve (Cyperna)
60. Suck Me Beauttiful
61. SomeDumGuy
62. Symphony of Malice
63. The Cleaner
64. The Dyngo
65. Timnuts
66. T. Jenkem (Lightsbane)
67. Tom Grin
68. Tymboski (Covered in Leaches)
69. West Coast Sludge
70. World Lost

In effect, this means that any one of these members, or collection thereof, for any reason, at any time, can make executive orders. Chaos, collectively, is in charge! The lunatics, as they say, are running the asylum. God help us all! They would not let me resign, but, all of my former power has been removed (after a brutal session of FN Court), and I have been demoted to Board Operator Bitch! Fun times USA!

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